OK, I'll admit it. I'm not a fan of loud
bikes, or rat bikes, or choppers, or crotch-rockets, or any other of
those bikes that seem to annoy the general public. My choice of 2
wheeled transportation is quiet, dependable, comfortable and designed to
carry me and my favorite passenger (Carolyn, of course) safely to
someplace that has good ice cream. That sort of limits me to a Honda
Goldwing - especially the ice cream part .... while Harley's seem unable
to pass bars, Goldwings are (in)famous for being unable to pass Dairy
Queens.For 20 years I rode a brown 1982 Honda Goldwing Aspencade. That was
back in Alberta where the riding season was considerably shorter than it
is here in Michigan. In the spring of 2002, Carolyn noticed local ads
offering test rides on the new GL1800 and began asking whether I was
interested in going for a test ride. I wasn't. I told her that I was
perfectly happy with the bike that I'd been riding, but she kept
bringing it up. So one warm spring day when I had nothing going, we
threw my helmet and leather jacket, and gloves, into the van and drove
over to Linwood Cycle. Outside the door sat a new G-Goldwing in the
ugliest colour I had ever seen - a tangerine orange. Orange was never a
flavor or colour that I'd liked, but what the heck, it was a free ride.
We went in, I signed all the forms and showed them my license, and
outside we went to test ride the thing. The salesman gave me a quick
rundown on the controls, I put on my helmet and jacket, climbed on
board, and proceeded to look like an idiot. Remember, I had been riding
an 1100cc bike for 20 years, and now I was onboard an 1800cc 6 cylinder
fuel injected monster. I lifted the front wheel off the ground twice
just getting out of the parking lot ... on the 1100, I had to give the
gal plenty of gas to get moving smoothly, but that amount of throttle on
the 1800 was enough to burn rubber!
Out onto the highway, around the
corner, and follow some country roads for about 10 miles, circling back
to Linwood Honda. Several times I thought I was going to keep the front
wheel in the air ... any amount of throttle and this puppy started to
MOVE! It was certainly nothing like the Aspencade, it felt more like
what I imagined a sport bike would be like. WOW! Of course, I got back
to the dealership with the standard Goldwing Test Ride Grin ™, actually
grinning like a nutcase! Carolyn's first question was, "so what color
are we getting?" We discussed that very important question on the way
into town, and on-and-off for the next several days. She really liked
the "silver" color, while i thought it looked more gray than silver and
was way too close to the road surface color to feel safe. For some
strange reason, the Pearl Orange was fast growing on me. The yellow was
just TOO noticeable for either of us, black isn't a color, we already
had enough red, and that doggone orange kept growing on me. So, as you
can see from the picture, it grew on me enough that we settled on the
orange.

On the
following pages, you'll find reports of the tours that I've done as well
as pictures from the tours and from other rides.

Well, after 20 years of being happy with the Oldwing, and 4 years of
being happy with the Goldwing, a funny thing happened on the way to
visit Carolyn's son Ron. We took a detour to Shadyside, Ohio to pick up
a motorcycle for him. While we were waiting for the paperwork to get
finished, another motorcycle caught my eye. And then we bought the first
bike back from Ron ... so now there are THREE bikes crammed into the
garage.
You can view the pictures and read the "story" of the
Silverwing here, and the
VTX1800 here.
Oopsey. Make that FOUR bikes crowding everything else out of the garage.
I've added a Rune to the stable.